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Saturday, July 19th, 2008
pottersues
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2:09p
Stats!!!!
Here are the stats for the last 1900 Sues/Stus!
Of the last 1900 Sues,
22 were rated 'good' (1.2 %)
90 were rated 'okay' (4.7 %)
573 were rated 'bad' (30.1 %)
639 were rated 'awful' (33.6 %)
552 were rated 'toxic' (29.0 %)
24 were rated 'troll' (1.2%)
505 turned a canon character into a Sue/Stu (26.5 %)
3 were Cho-Sues (00.1 %)
4 were Narcissa-Sues (00.2 %)
48 were Ginny-Sues (2.5 %)
201 were Hermione-Sues (10.5 %)
2 were Hermione-Stus (00.1 %)
50 were Lily-Sues (2.6 %)
10 were Blaise-Sues/Stus (00.5 %)
5 were Pansy-Sues (00.2 %)
3 were Lavender-Sues (00.1 %)
4 were Luna-Sues (00.2 %)
2 were Tonks-Sues (00.1 %)
1 was a Katie-Sue (00.05 %)
1 was a Merope-Sue (00.05 %)
3 were Minerva-Sues (00.1 %)
1 was a Nagini-Sue (00.05 %)
2 were Bellatrix-Sues (00.1 %)
2 were Eloise-Sues (00.1 %)
2 were Fleur-Sues (00.1 %)
1 was a Rowena-Sue (00.05 %)
1 was a Penelope-Sue (00.05 %)
93 were Harry-Stus (4.8 %)
32 were Draco-Stus (1.6 %)
5 were Ron-Stus (00.2 %)
1 was a Fred-Stu (00.05 %)
3 were Sirius-Stus (00.1 %)
4 were Lupin-Stus (00.2 %)
1 was a Peter-Stu (00.05 %)
13 were Snape-Stus (00.6 %)
3 were Voldemort-Stus (00.1 %)
3 were Lucius-Stus (00.1 %)
1 was a James-Stu (00.05 %)
1 was a Scorpius-Stu (00.05 %)
1 was a Crookshanks-Stu (00.05%)
1 was a Fenrir-Stu (00.05 %)
63 were Taco Shows (3.3 %)
3 were Magic Sticks (00.1 %)
93 were Harry's Sister Sues (4.8 %)
92 were related to Snape (4.8 %)
73 were related to Voldemort (3.8 %)
74 were Malfoys of some description (3.8 %)
13 were Weasleys of some description (00.6 %)
72 were named Serena or something like it (3.7 %)
56 were Muggles or Squibs, rather than witches (2.9 %)
98 were some form of royalty (5.1 %)
2 were Jesus-Stus (00.1 %)
1 was a Pottersues-Sue (00.05 %)
1 was a Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry-Sue (00.05 %)
32 featured lesbians/bisexuals (1.6 %)
25 were Stus instead of Sues (1.3 %)
4 mentioned a BMW (00.2 %)
18 had Ipods (00.9 %)
1 had a USB Memory drive (00.05 %)
1 had a Mp3 playing cell phone (00.05 %)
1 had a lightsabre (00.05 %)
33 were You-Sues (1.7 %)
1 had a four-some (00.05 %)
1 had a Golem (00.05 %)
52 were elves (2.7 %)
32 were some part veela (1.6 %)
53 were vampires (2.7 %)
26 were werewolves (1.3 %)
6 were part angel (00.3 %)
1 was an albino (00.05 %)
4 were part unicorn (00.2 %)
2 were centuars (00.1 %)
21 were immortal (1.1 %)
6 were catgirls (00.3 %)
15 were mermaids (00.7 %)
20 had wings (1.0 %)
11 were part demon/devil (00.5 %)
6 were Mages (00.3 %)
2 were goddesses of something (00.1 %)
3 were water nymphs (00.1 %)
1 were Naturals (00.1 %)
8 were Elemntals (00.4 %)
13 were fairies (00.6 %)
1 was a mationette (00.05 %)
1 was both dead and alive (00.05 %)
1 was a ghost (00.05 %)
2 were sorceresses (00.1 %)
1 was a haven (00.05%)
1 was a materializer (00.05 %)
1 was part dementor (00.05 %)
1 was an ancient (00.05 %)
1 was a siren (00.05 %)
1 was part inferi (00.05 %)
1 was an Ethrall (00.05 %)
1 was a shinigami (00.05 %)
1 was part dragon (00.05 %)
10 were Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossovers (00.5 %)
1 was a Star Trek crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Survivor crossover (00.05 %)
3 were Labyrinth crossovers (00.1 %)
31 were Anime crossovers (1.6 %)
2 were Lost crossovers (00.1 %)
1 was a D&D crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Gilmore Girls crossover (00.05 %)
3 were Charmed crossovers (00.1 %)
1 was a Bye Bye Birdie crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a RENT crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Beauty and the Beast crossover (00.05 %)
2 were OC crossovers (00.1 %)
3 were a Pirates of the Carribbean crossover (00.1 %)
1 was a Da Vinci Code crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Lion King crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a CSI crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Spirited Away crossover (00.05 %)
1 was an Underworld crossover (00.05 %)
2 were Final Fantsay crossovers (00.05 %)
4 were Lord of the Rings crossovers (00.2 %)
1 was a Last Unicorn crossover (00.05 %)
2 were Sailor Moon crossovers (00.1 %)
1 was a Pride and Prejudice crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Eragorn crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Hannah Montana crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Devil Wears Prada crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Transformers crossover (00.05 %)
2 were Twilight crossovers (00.1 %)
1 was a Star Wars crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Supernatural crossover (00.05%)
2 were Avalon Web of Magic crossovers (00.1 %)
1 was a XMen crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Maximum Ride crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a My Chemical Romance crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Sound of Music crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Pendragon crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Tamora Pierce crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Danny Phantom crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Little Mermaid crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Winx Club crossover (00.05 %)
1 was a Vin Diesel crossover (00.05 %)
If you want to find some of these Sues, and they are not in the tags yet, I suggest trying lkseek.com. Do an advanced search (so you are only searching this journal) and hopefully you will find what you are looking for. If you can't find it, leave a comment and I'm sure someone will find it for you.
Keep sending you votes in for the Golden Bubotubers!!! There are spaces in each category still!
current mood:  tired
current music: Trumpets!!
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(4 comments | comment on this) Sunday, July 20th, 2008
humanism
[ maxham ]
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12:20a
When will the Communist nightmare ended in N. Korea?
Since Sino-Soviet split in late 1950s, North Korea, along with Yugoslavia, declared itself as neutral countries, in the Communist hemisphere. They didn't align to neither Soviet of Chinese Bloc, in order to create stability & peace towards Communist states itself, but they maintaned good relations with Soviet & Chinese Bloc countries.
Although neutral, both lived in a very diffrent policies. Yugoslavia is quite liberal & opened, while communist ideology still maintained in every aspects under the "Brotherhood & Unity" principles (e.g. collective economy with market influence). North Korea, became quite closed to the West & still repressive, although North Korea starting to open the relations with 3rd World countries. But in the 1950 & 1960s, both countries were very wealthy, although Yugoslavia still ejoy the boom until the 1970s.
The de-Stalinization campaign under Revisionism ideology truly helped all Communist states, also N. Korea to reform en mass to enjoy rapid economic & prosperity boom. But it don't lasted long when Khruschev were deposed, Brezhnev took control. Brezhnev seems to "re-Stalinize" Communist states, incl. North Korea. Since then, the boom were slowed, although the boom still lasts until 1970s.
The nightmare begun in 1970s when the "re-Stalinization" campaign triggered the stagnation in Soviet allied Communist states, also N. Korea & USSR itself. Communist states were starting to be left-behind with the West, Japan, & the Asian Tigers as the emerging economy at the time.
In North Korea itself, Kim Il-sung introduces the Juche ideology as the state ideology & launched the new constitution in 1972. The 1972 constitution, along with the Juche ideology, were clearly a Stalinism, which worsened the stagnation until today. North Korea were slowly been passed by the South as a wealthy country.
Talking about Stalinism in North Korea, it's a very destructive power. It paralyzed the economic activities & civil rights.
In the economic sector, the "military first" policy is the true form of Stalinism. Industries were forced to produce more military equipments which have low utility comparred with the consumer or capital goods. The industry were also hard to reform in order to compete because capital & consumer goods were unrecommended by the govt. Because of the low utility, the market paralyzed becuase the demand on consumer & capital good is higher than military equipments. The military first policy also affects the agriculture matter very seriously. The crop production shrinks due to lack incentives such as fertilizers, pesticides, supplements & its capital itself, while the food demand is always rising along with population growth. This sparked the new tragedy: famine. Poverty increased rapidly which also forced people to defect. Transportation, infrastructure, utilities & communications development were also paralyzed. In shortword, military-first policy has seriously crashed the civil economy, prosperity, & wealth in all forms. Also, they resists the civil technologial development.
Unfortunately, the economic nightmare also worsened with the iron-fisted, autarky regime. Freedom of expression, also religious & travelling were severely repressed. Gulags, torture has been a very serious fear for all the people if they dare to criticize, fight or defect the state or the govt. Inhumane, corrupt, & cruel. That's 3 words to describe the North Korean govts.
The economic & political backwardness made the North Korean people feel so frustrated, & desperate. They've been supressed, tossed out by the govt. This nightmare worsened the Communism image as "cruel, immoral, slow, & inhumane".
Despite of this worse nightmare, however, North Korea still have a chance to end up this nightmare. It's the time for the general rehersal to be enforced. The development vision & mission must be based on humanity & social welfare as the truly main vision of socialism, anarchism, communism, syndicalism, populism & progressivism. Corruption, nepotism, complicated-imeprialist bureaucracy is a dead price to be fighted. The autarky policies should be ended. Freedom of travel, expression, religion & faith, must be respected.
Military-first policy must be lifted. In the economic, the industry must more focus on capital & consumer goods, which's very strategic to develop the economy. In order to maintain the economic humanism & the socialism itself, it's a good idea to develop a market-collective economy like in Yugoslavia, from command-collective economy, with the result, the economy is efficient yet humance (social), gurantees equality of wealth & prsoperity for all. To make North Korean industry & agriculture products were competitive, certainly, North Korea must develop a well Quality Control systems. Deming system is a very good model to be developed by North Korea. Japan, S. Korea, & Taiwan is a very good model for N. Korea to develop it's industry products' quality, but of course, in this matter, science & technology is very important key to develop it. Reflecting in China's modernization, N. Korea can switch the military industry & science & technologies into consumer/capital goods industry & technologies, like we seen in China, a previously artillery shell factory switched into a gas (LNG & LPG) container factory, despite maintaining the market-collective economy
Also, in the energy sector, which also fitted with political interests, North Korean nuclear program is very dualist. In one hand, nuclear program is a strategic path to build-up the armament, which's recognized as very dangerous, but in other hand, "civilized" nuclear program can be very useful for science & technology development, not only in armaments, but also in agriculture, industry, medical, & lots more. The matter is, the de-nucelarization process of N. Korea (within the destruction of Yongbyon reactor) is full with political interests. North Korea have lost their chance to develop further cvil science & technologies (such as agriculture, industry, health, etc.). Although Korean peninsula's soil is still considered fertile, this' not volcanic soil as we seen in Japan! Of course, the productivity is practically lower, & even, he North Korean geography is very mountainous, which's mostly have less arable land compared with the plain land (South Korea has more plains). But in the mineral resources, it's an ace for N. Korea because of its rich deposits which made N. Korean were easily industrailized since Japanese occupation & recover easily after the Korean War, along with Eastern Bloc aid. BTW, industry was also supported by R&D facilities, so collaboration between govt & collectives is highly couraged to support technology development esp. for industry. Besides, gots R&D is highly needed to assists the science & technoloical development for all economy, & even more, life sectors.
No doubt, North Korean military manpower is one of the largest in the World, esp. its Army. Again, the technological baackwardess, esp. in the Navy, still made N. Korean military focused in conventional wars, but in this technological age, IT has played an important role in all aspects of life, incl. the military, although engineering also played an important rule in military equipments as the reflection of its performance. However, in the manpower, both Korean states has conscription. The matter is, there's no alternatives in conscription except imprisonment. N. Korea must ease the conscription rule into alternative services which have an equal period as military service, and/or, abolish the conscription & replace it with "character building" program to build up good character & to turbocharge their vocational skills (besides informal job training facilities) before they enter the labor world or continuing to tertiary education. But once again, any militarist touch (like in scouting as "mini conscription") is totally discouraged. As we seen in most communist states before, in the youth world, since in elementary schools, they've enforced scouting activities (like Komsomol or Pioneers, although they don't mention as scouting as we seen like "Hitler's Youth" in Nazi Germany era), as most of them is like a some sort of "mini-conscription" to seek the young Communist Parties' cadres. It's also militarist, though, so it'll be better to be abolished, & scouting were just remains as regular extracurricular, & not mandatory.
Humanitarian matters also holds a serious effects for the economic & political life. Eduation should be compulsory & free at all level, from pre-school to tertiary, neither formal or informal, to all people, neither North Koreans & foreigners & the method must develop a humane, independent, efficient, & durable human resources. Thinking critically, but practical & assertive is a key factor to develop a humane yet sturdy people. So that's why, the human rights must be enforced. Skilled labors & entreprenurship is a key factor to build the economy. Vocational education is a very strategic & important to be developed in the secondary & even teritary education. Job training facility as an informal education also important to create skillfull labor, so it must be also enforced, like we seen in Europe. Labor laws & unions is a vital ke as they were the "icon" of syndicalism. Never ever practice outsourcing system as it will hurtb the Communist & Juche principle! Last but not least, entrepreneurship is very imortant too be enforce, esp. from education, to not only create skilled labor, but also visionary to power innovation, & creativity as an important factor in present-day economy & science & technology.
Within this way, I believe that North Korea would transform into a libertarian socialist state, promoting humanity, justice, equality, independence, & establishment for all. This would crank up the socialist-communism image as "humane, independent, neutral, & sturdy". Modifying N. Korea as a liberal-democratic socialist state like Titoist Yugoslavia would strengthen the political & economic dominance in Korean Peninsula.
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humanism
[ maxham ]
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12:19a
China: Lost it's Communist identities?
The Chinese economic miracle since 1978 is truly a miracle but also a disaster to the people itself. The economic grew at least 8%/annum, the industries were rapidly improved, all is not a bad thing that donates to a huge GDP. China is full of business from all over the world, it's not a bad thing. But situation became worsened because the economic reform were inattentive to social justice & economic equality, which's the main vision of Communism to create welfare to all people. The de-collectivization leads to free fight competition which sparks social gap & inequality & leads to social jealousness & increasing criminal rate. But the anti-corruption campaign must be thumbed of the government's seriousness to counter it from the government until the individual level. OK, but China must also don't forget to counter collusion & nepotism seriously as they did to counter corruption. The China ways to counter corruption is not only capture, imprison, or execute the corrupts, but they should also promote the anti-corruption, collusion, & nepotism culture in the society via seminars, etc.
In the education sector, is a forward step for China to abolish fees for rural students, but free & compulsory education must also enforced to all people. In structural view, the free & compulsory education must not only from primary & secondary education, but from preschool until tertiary education & formal & informal sectors to create massive yet competent human resources as also, social justice. Don't forget to give affirmative rights to the students from disadvantaged economy and/or academic with cost subsidies, & special treatment for academically disadvantaged to enforce their independent but competent so they could compete equally with the advantaged one. Vocational education is a very vital sector of education to be developed to create skilled labor en mass, to buil d the economy. Entrepreneurship is also a vital value to be developed in th education system as the economic power house esp. when facing crisis. Job traning as we seen in Europe is very important to be developed by the govt & collectives to support the labor force.
In separate ways, although China only assign selective conscription, & enforcing militarist caderization through youth organization, it's a good idea to abolish them all. It's also to respect the youth, & children's rights as we respect civil & human rights.
In the economic affair, it's not bad for China to enforce worker's self management system (collective) like in Yugoslavia & Latin America to enforce social justice via economic equality, creativity, innovativeness, responsibility, independence, & well moral among the people, esp. it's labor itself. But to keep China's image as a business center, don't forget to give investors/businesspeople some space to enforce businesspeople, labor, public, & government collaboration to create social justice. Free &/or low cost training center should be enforced esp by the govt to create massive & competent labors to build the economy. Incentives by the govt is truly necessary to develop the economic, not only in financial or regulatory, but also in R&D must be supported by the government too.
The conclusion is, the development must be based on independece, competence, collectivism, emphasize social justice & civilized society.
Ethnicity issue has also been a sensitive issue, like Tibet, Xinjiang, etc., support them to emancipate in economic & cultural to create economic equality via incentives, tourism, & strategic industries as it would rose their income. The main cause of their dissatisfaction is the development gap between ethnic Han as the majority & the ethnic minorities & also the regions. Again, development/economic equality should help to reduce the matters. But once more, clean up the bureaucracy from corruption as it'll create development inefficiency, which leads to social gaps, then rebellions.
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(comment on this) Saturday, July 19th, 2008
pottersues
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9:26a
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
Thanks to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) vorse for sending in today's Sue!
TITLE: The Serpent and the Eagle
PERPETRATOR: CrownOfLaurels
SUE-O-METER:  (bad)
FULL NAME: Cassandra Trelawney
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "a cloud of storm-grey hair" at the age of 17.
EYES: "huge; giant amethyst orbs floating amongst skin as fine and transparent as lilies, albeit lilies that creased around her mouth and eyes". We haven't had "orbs" in such a long time!
MARKINGS: "Her nose was pert and delicate." She had "severe and thick" eyebrows. "Her jaw was square and chiselled, with a pleasantly shaped face." "She had been born with the mark of a Seer, a tiny birthmark on the inner left arm that faded minutes after birth."
POSSESSIONS: Class A Non-Tradeable magical herbs.
ORIGIN: She is a "regular" student at Hogwarts.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is Professor Trelawney's great-great-grandmother. She was in Ravenclaw. For a time she was Dumbledore's mentor, and then they became friends, he smuggles her hallucinogenic herbs. He adores her, and kisses her by accident. She foresees the rise and fall of Lord Voldemort, but then she is taken to St. Mungos for the use of hallucinogenic herbs. Dumbledore never forgets her.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She was the "the most attractive, most talented and most sought-after girl in all of Hogwarts". She is a seer, as well. She is excellent at Potions.
NOTES: Very, very, very purple prose here. The Suethor seems to like it, as her profile is written in the same sort of manner.
( Ooooo! So Special! )
current mood:  sleepy
current music: Nobody But You - Backstreet Boys
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(28 comments | comment on this) Friday, July 18th, 2008
pottersues
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8:51p
I have returned home. The stats will be posted tomorrow evening at the latest.
Get your votes in! There is lots of room in all of the categories!
TITLE: I Framed Your Picture In Gold
PERPETRATOR: Yumetake Sakka
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Draco Malfoy
SPECIES: Wizard
HAIR: not described, blond?
EYES: not described, grey?
MARKINGS: the Dark Mark
POSSESSIONS: a picture of Harry Potter framed in gold at the bottom of his trunk.
ORIGIN: A Stuthor forshadowed wangsty emo Draco years before it happened.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Outside he is Harry's enemy, but inside he loves him. Draco's parents don't seem to love him. He becomes a Death Eater, but secretly "worships" Harry.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Whiny? Melodramatic? Typical Draco?
NOTES: Finding this story was a complete fluke! I'm glad I did, it made me laugh.
( Your dramatic paragraphs are not dramatic enough to keep my attention. )
current mood: jet-lagged
current music: All I Have to Give (Convo Mix) - BSB
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marysues
[ notorious_hunty ]
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2:28p
The game didn't come out yet and there's sues!
Hey all, me again with another CV sue. If you haven't noticed, I will be doing the Castlevania Mary Sue Sporkings. So, I was looking around on DA for decent castlevania art, and look what I found: A Sue created from a game that didn't even come out yet.
Story Or Series Title: N/A - a stupid fan character.
Fandom: Castlevania Order of Ecclesia, and other fandoms she's in. See the link to the profile page.
Culprit Author's Name: Taneizaereus
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rosazenia Belnades (Velnades in Japanese...we get it, it's a Sypha and Maria rip-off combined!) Reinard.
Full Species(es): Demon + Vampire + Angel + Ghost + Human....HUH?!
Hair Color (include adjectives): Red.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Pink.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: If you zoom in, you'll see "scars" on her face looking like it was used in MSPaint.
Special Possessions (if any): A big long sword and some wings. Woo.
Annoying Origin: Wallachia, and The stupid artist's head.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's apparently related (and by related I mean, them being her "family") to a quarter of the Castlevania characters, along with other fandoms and a "soulkeeper" and "holy crusader" of Ecclesia.
Annoying Special Abilities: Being 6'0", 130lbs, thin, sleek and sexy. Isn't that a little TOO skinny for someone that tall?
Other Annoying Traits: Existing.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Erm, since this is basically a character snark from DA, see the link I provided for the rest of the details.
Rosazenia's "full" profile. It's a doozy.
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marysues
[ thetoongeekette ]
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12:37p
Gromit doesn't need a love interest, dammit!
(My first contribution to the community. Feel free to give me any advice.)
Story Or Series Title: Wallace and Gromit Version 2 Point 0
Fandom: Wallace and Gromit (Noooooo! My childhood! *sob* )
Culprit Author's Name: Nausicaa of the Spirits (Great, ruin another piece of animation I like)
Full Name (plus titles if any): Buttercup
Full Species(es): Dog (Apparently, she’s a poodle. Leave my doggies’ breed alone!)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned in this story, but she’s said to be blonde in another fic.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned (I’m guessing brown)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not mentioned
Special Possessions (if any): Gromit’s heart (gag me). And, according to the Suethor, Robin Wright Penn's voice.
Annoying Origin: The Suethor’s attempt to shoehorn in a love interest for Gromit into the plot of Curse of the Were-Rabbit, as well as too many viewings of The Princess Bride.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Lady Tottington’s dog. She and Gromit have a chemistry-free romance, and, apparently, they met as puppies.
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to fall in love with someone after only a few seconds and the ability to ruin the best jokes in the movie with her narration. As well as the ability to do nothing useful, yet still be the star of the story.
Other Annoying Traits: Existing.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
This story has sequels. Friggin’ sequels. And trust me, they’re worse than this one. And as if that weren't enough, she has more Sues OCs for Wallace and Gromit, as well as Meet the Robinsons and Madagascar.
EDIT: Hey, are the links working for you guys? Because they're not working for me. Is the "Insert/Edit Link" option broken?
current mood:  nauseated
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(7 comments | comment on this) Thursday, July 17th, 2008
pottersues
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11:16a
TITLE: Dark Princess
PERPETRATOR: Arwengaladrielpotter
BANNER:What is in the crystal? Captured My Little Ponies?
SUE-O-METER:  (toxic)
FULL NAME: Pyro Violet Riddle. LMAO!!!!
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "midnight black" in a braid to her waist.
EYES: amber, they "held a fire deep within them ready to burn anything".
MARKINGS: She is very pale. She wears black lipstick and black eyeliner. The Dark Mark.
POSSESSIONS: "a ten inch wand with a unicorn hair and a basilisk’s scale. The wand was nearly black and a design of a snake was on the handle", "a black owl with red eyes and named him Demon", "That year Pyro got a snake from her parents who she named Osiris", "a long strapless black dress", "a floor length dark red dress. It was off the shoulder and had long sleeves that belled out at the end. A slit went all the way up to mid thigh and on her feet were red high heels", random jewelery from Death Eaters, Draco gives her "a golden charm bracelet, snakes and fire symbols were dangling from the chain". He's not too subtle is he?
ORIGIN: High school sweethearts, Tom and Violet, fall in love, get married and have a baby. Oh, yeah, he happens to be Voldemort, no biggie.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is Voldemort's daughter. "The Death Eaters shall know their Dark Princess as Pyro Flame Maker". LOL WUT? She is in Slytherin, and was sorted into the House before she even sat down. She is best friends with all of the important Slytherins (Draco, Pansy and Blaise). She is enemies with Harry & Co.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She "has the ability of telekinisis, fire, and parseltounge". As a newborn she can make balls of fire in her hands. I didn't think newborns would be able to control that sort of power. They can't really control anything when they are newly born.
NOTES: I don't understand why anyone would want to write a story like this, and I don't understand how it has all positive reviews, no concrit.
( And how should I identify with you? )
current mood:  thankful
current music: Old school Star Trek
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marysues
[ bad_sonic_fics ]
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11:03p
Cookie the Fox
Story Or Series Title: A Lustful Past
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Culprit Author's Name: goweegi
Full Name (plus titles if any): Cookie
Full Species(es): fox
Hair Color (include adjectives): brown
Eye Color (include adjectives): brown
Unusual Markings/Colorations: none
Special Possessions (if any): none
Annoying Origin: some random forest
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Shadow has a crush on her. Cookie thinks that his scowling face and voice are really sexy.
Annoying Special Abilities: She does various types of magic, including "music magic;" teleportation; telepathy which the author confuses with telekinesis
Other Annoying Traits: She is a snobby little bitch who is very condescending towards the canon characters. At one point, some random evil wizard separates her soul from her body, so she possesses Rouge's body since being a ghost is inconvenient. No one thinks this is creepy.
This story is nonsense.
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(comment on this) Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
pottersues
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11:29a
Thanks to Forestwater who sent it in!
Keep voting!
TITLE: The Unicorn Girl
PERPETRATOR: meguhanu
SUE-O-METER:  (awful)
FULL NAME: Hethra Kornsdale
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long red hair down to her waist"
EYES: "beautiful brown eyes, but no one even noticed that because she always had her head down so no one could see." Awwww, so emo and sad. *plays imaginary violin*
MARKINGS: 5'0", "pale white skin",
POSSESSIONS: Low self-esteem.
ORIGIN: Takes place in 2004, when she is in fourth year.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is a loner. She is teased more than Hermione Granger. Draco Malfoy beats her up. She runs to the Forbidden Forest, and a unicorn named Moonrose comes out to heal her. She falls asleep next to Moonrose and the next day everyone sees her lying there. Then Moonrose lets her ride her to the Great Hall, where Dumbledore sends Malfoy off to be punished. Harry, Ron and Hermione help Hethra get to the Hospital Wing, and afterwards Harry and Ron discuss how attractive she is, and how they feel sorry for her loner-status. Then she saves a unicorn stallion, and the trio follow her into the forest. She saves the trio from being speared by the stallion. Later, she and Harry share a kiss.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Care of Magical Creatures is her best class. She has a gift that allows her to communicate with unicorns telepathically.
NOTES: I love Sparklypoo Sues, like this one, the most. It's just so pure.
( This is so cute and sweet, I'm getting a sugar rush! )
current mood:  sad
current music: Matt Darey Podcast
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(95 comments | comment on this) Thursday, July 17th, 2008
marysues
[ mosellegreen ]
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2:49a
"Finding Endless Love", a From Eroica With Love Mary Sue fic
There aren't that many Mary Sues in Eroica, luckily. Pretty much all the canon characters are male, and the canon situation doesn't really lend itself to OFCs. It's not like Hogwart's, where there's always room for another female student, or Star Trek, where the Enterprise can always get a new cadet.
It's not impossible, though. As ai_no_amethyst has just proven.
Story Or Series Title: Finding Endless Love
Fandom: From Eroica With Love
Culprit Author's Name: Ai No Amethyst
Full Name (plus titles if any): Countess Lenore Red 愛 (ai) Magnolia [I think the ? is how my browser is rendering a Japanese symbol. The character is allegedly French, btw.]
Full Species(es): Human
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark ebony hair trailing against the floor"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "blue purple-speckled eyes which gleamed like amethyst gems"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "moon-shaped birthmark"
Special Possessions (if any): none yet
Annoying Origin: none yet
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Cousin of Dorian Red, Earl of Gloria, one of the two main canon characters. The other main character, Major Klaus von dem Eberbach, who by the way most fans think is a closeted homosexual (the fandom is almost all slash), had the instant hots for her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Although she's only 19, Dorian has already trained her to be a master thief. When Klaus doubts that a slip of a girl like her can defend herself, she pins him to his desk. Klaus, by the way, is 6'2, a trained assassin, and is renowned for being able to fire a Magnum one-handed.
EDIT: In the second installment, we learn that she's telepathic.
Other Annoying Traits: She's terribly shy and modest. Isn't that sweet?
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: "A girl with a slender figure appeared from the door with dark ebony hair trailing against the floor. Black bangs hung in front of her blue purple-speckled eyes which gleamed like amethyst gems. She had a pale face almost as white as the moon and she was very young with a delicate face. She wore a black dress with kimono style sleeves with a blue ribbon around her waist. She wore knee-high boots that were black and high heeled. She had a lavender colored gemstone necklace around her pale long neck and a beaded blue bracelet covering her moon-shaped birthmark. She quickly covered it modestly.
Klaus suddenly felt himself get very hot. He stared as if stunned because her deep blue/purple eyes almost seemed to bore themselves into his own. She looked stoic but in reality she was as stunned as the major. He was tall--taller even than Dorian!--with long black hair that stopped at his broad shoulders. He had a beautiful and masculine face with piercingly soft green eyes and pale skin. He was skinny but not too skinny."
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marysues
[ lemon_m ]
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12:35a
This fic needs more Midna.
Taking after flufflenecharka's spork of the same author, who tragically happens to have a fanfic for the legend of Zelda with a bunch of OCs, and dragons thrown in for good measure. I spent the entirety of the fic wondering why the hell Midna wasn’t there to put these sues in their place, because damn, that girl has a quick mouth and it’d take a special kind of suethor to un-badass Midna. Somehow I think this one would have done it. Story Or Series Title: Legend of Zelda: dragonfire
Fandom: Legend of Zelda: Twilight princess
Culprit Author's Name: OroGirl21
Full Name (plus titles if any): The Dragon Queen and Zara, when she’s a dragon and Tara when she’s human.
Full Species(es): Dragon. Hylian turned dragon then turned hylian again.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Both of them had golden scales. Tara has auburn hair that “the sunlight glistens on just the right way”
Eye Color (include adjectives): Both of them had ruby eyes; Tara’s are emerald, because she’s just not cliché enough.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Tara’s ivory skin with a pink tinge.
Special Possessions (if any): An amulet called the dragonfire
Annoying Origin: Bizarro Hyrule
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: the dragon queen is the Big Bad of the story, while Tara has to accompany Link in his quest to…save the dragon queen, oddly, and…do something else..?
Annoying Special Abilities: See, Tara has a dragon spirit trapped inside her (the spirit of the dragon queen’s daughter, who is also a sue), and it’s mentioned that she’ll have to learn to cooperate with it to survive. You have three seconds to guess where this is heading: ONE TWO THREE GO! Also, dragons can open mental links to communicate with people. Had I known that, I would have talked with Argorok instead of having to brutally slay him in the game.
Other Annoying Traits: Tara is teh beautiful!!1 and Link and her become very close in record time
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: ---
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(3 comments | comment on this) Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
pottersues
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9:34p
Be sure to vote for the Golden Bubotubers!
TITLE: A Strange New Feeling
PERPETRATOR: TheatrePirate
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Willa Hardcastle
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "her red hair gently curled and pulled half back with a matching pink ribbon"
EYES: green
MARKINGS: freckles
POSSESSIONS: "a pink sundress, black ballet flats and a khaki cropped jacket", an owl named Lore. She has a sue friend named Lucy.
ORIGIN: Her over-protective parents home-schooled her until she was 16, the bang-able age. Now she gets to attend Hogwarts.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Her family is good friends with Dumbledore. She has a brother named "Henry, who was killed. She falls in love at first sight with Cedric.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She has faced Voldemort several times, just as many times has Harry.
NOTES: We have some movie-canon here, with Beauxbatons and Drumstrang being gender segregated. *sigh*
( Damn you RPatz and your hairy chest. )
current mood:  drunk
current music: French
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marysues
[ flufflenecharka ]
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11:15a
Homeless = Stylish?
After this author sent me a hilarious PM about how she DIDN'T CARE ZOMG that we had sporked her (and thus used capslock, because nothing says calm and carefree like capslock) I decided to look at her profile. She has a Sue for Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Naruto, and Zelda. Those familiar with those fandoms, please look away.
But today's little feature fucks with JtHM. And I'm sure I'd be annoyed with the canon rape... if I could stop laughing at this Suethor's sheltered views on homelessness, orphans, and life in general.
Story Or Series Title: Light Within Shadows (aka, Purple Prose Within the Goth.)
Fandom: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Culprit Author's Name: OroGirl21
Full Name (plus titles if any): Juliet Jameson
Full Species(es): Orphan!Sue; Beautiful!Streetdweller Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not given
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not given
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None.
Special Possessions (if any): A plushie named Draggy who she talks to. Lots of jewelry and Goth clothes, because homeless people have enough disposable income in this fic to get custom wardrobes.
Annoying Origin: She's a tragic!homeless!orphan. Or she would be tragic, except this is so far from reality's version of homelessness that it's just plain funny.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Johnny is now a weeaboo Ramen-is-teh-awesome!murderer, and then the sleeping homeless crap that is Juliet intrigues him, and they have a Super Special Awesome Meeting Destined By Fate (TM), also known as Badly Done Foreshadowing. Johnny then stalks her with about as much thought as an emo horror poem (because thoughts and emotions wouldn't help the romantic plot). She's Best Friends Forever Like Totally with Devi.
Annoying Special Abilities: Despite being on her own on da streetz, she's discriminating about what she wears, goes to school (because, you know, school involves so little paperwork that no one'd catch on she's an orphan/lacking a mailing address), she's oh so creative and draws things ZOMG speshul, AND SHE CAN LIVE OFF OF COFFEE ALONE. (Look, as a fanfic writer, believe me, I've tried this. Doesn't work.)
Other Annoying Traits: Randomly decides to sleep in a coffee shop. Why? It furthers the thrown-together-in-three-seconds plot, that's why.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4303022/1/Light_Within_Shadows
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Craptasm from Ch. 1 )
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(6 comments | comment on this) Monday, July 14th, 2008
pottersues
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10:33p
TITLE: The Truth
PERPETRATOR: SwailaThorneBaflow
SUE-O-METER: (awful)
FULL NAME: Helga Hufflepuff
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "curly, white-blonde"
EYES: "a sick delight sparkled"
MARKINGS: She looks "Angelic".
POSSESSIONS: A spider to torture.
ORIGIN: Muggle-born parents, which she murders.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She confesses to her girlfriend, Rowena, that she killed her parents and some students to frame Slytherin and make him leave the school. Why? Because Rowena cheated on Helga with him, and Rowena got "knocked up". Then she Obliviates her, and turns back into sweet Hufflepuff.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can easily cast two of the three Unforgivables.
NOTES: Rowena has a 10-year-old newspaper clipping about Helga's murdered parents. It makes me laugh because there weren't newspapers in 990 A.D.
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